Fun and Ice Breakers

Brain Teasers, Funs and Ice Breakers

Use our comic relief to offset your study tension. Get light entertainment between your study schedules from the list of funs and ice breakers below.

Mistaken credit transfer

A guy mistakenly transferred N200,000 (out of N210,000 balance
in his account) to a wrong account number via mobile money transfer.
After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money, he came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person’s phone number saying:
“Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you’re OK. I
believe you have received the money I sent to you.
It’s for your initiation into the eternal mystical order
of glorious satanism in the Ogboni fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight.
That money is only for your transport. I’ll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But in case you’re not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to
avoid ur sudden death.”

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Five minutes later, he got an SMS saying: “Please send another N200,000 my friend is also interested. Nigerian economy has frustrated us too much.”

The man fainted…… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ enjoy your weekend great minds.

It is my first time in court

It’s my first time in court, and I heard the Judge saying “Order!!” and I replied Rice, Chicken and Juice. Now two Police Officers are escorting me outside. I think we are going to the restaurant.

Shoe Maker

Chai !!! What is this Country turning into? I cannot believe this is happening.

They are now in Umuahia ooo. This happened in Mgbarakuma village square. At a traditional wedding, a lady called an Aboki as we all call them, a shoe maker to help fix her slippers.

She gave him the slippers and went on to attend to other things.

While he was fixing her slippers, he added
something under before stitching it back. Luckily for the Lady, a guest at the wedding was watching the ABOKI without his knowledge. When he was through, he called the owner of the slippers that he has finished. When she came out, he told her to try the slippers on.
The wedding guest that was watching shouted from afar ‘no oh,
don’t put your leg in that slippers, I’m coming. He ran to them, and asked the Aboki to put his leg in the slippers first, the Aboki refused. Then he alerted other wedding guests. So, they all gathered, and forced the aboki to wear the slippers.

Immediately he put his leg in the slippers, Guess what happened?? Hmmmm!
The slippers cut… He did not sew it well…😳 Una too like APROKO. I de go back to the wedding go chop my jellof rice.

If you Vex come beat me. I de Army barrack for Aba road . This lady will not kill us ooooo. Make we de laugh out stress joor 😜

John was a very dull boy

John was a very dull boy. His peers called him “Father of fools”

When he was in a Private school he got the following results:

Maths = 2%
English = 5%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 1%

He was taken to a government school and got the following results;

Maths = 0%
English = 1%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 0%

His parents were very disappointed but still decided to put him in a Christian school even though they were not Christians.
The First term John passed and was the first in the class .
Maths = 90%
English = 93%
Science = 95%
Social sciences = 89%

His parents could not believe it. They asked him how he managed to pass and he said;

“when I saw a man nailed on the cross at every corner of the school building, I knew that these teachers don’t joke with students here, they will nail me too if I fail”

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

A banker went to a Yoruba restaurant to eat

A banker went to a Yoruba restaurant to eat.

BANKER: What do you have?

WAITER: Amala, Ewedu, Gbegiri, Ofada Rice, White Rice, Efo Riro, Akara, Iyan, Ewa Aganyin, Moin-Moin, Eba, Egusi, Obe Ata…

BANKER: Okay…bring a plate of Amala with Ewedu and Gbegiri. Put two ogufe, one shaki, two ponmo, two abodi, one roundabout and pack two takeaway Ofada Rice with beef and Obe Ata.

WAITER: Sorry sir, awa food don finish!

BANKER: (angrily) Why then did you tell me that long menu when you know that your food has finished?

WAITER: (smiling) Oga sir, shebi when I come to your bank, the ATM go ask, English or Yoruba, Withdraw or Check Balance, PIN, Savings or Current, Amount, Print Receipt, No Receipt.
Then your ATM go come tell me say, “Temporarily Unable To Dispense Cash”
Now you know how e take dey pain pesin!

Be careful who prints your wedding card

A printer was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on a wedding card but he made a mistake by not including the “1” before John so he printed John 4:18

1John 4:18 says “There is no fear in love but perfect love cast out all fears”

But John 4:18 says “For You have had five husbands before and even the one you have now is not your husband”

we are still begging the husband that it was the printer’s mistake…..🀣😬😬
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WhatsApp 2-Step Verification

It is no longer news that WhatsApp Accounts are been hacked and hackers use your account(s) to exploit people on your list feeding them with fake news while acting on your integrity by changing your phone number to theirs and replace you in any group you belong.

At this juncture, it’s expedient you effect the Two-Step verification security on your WhatsApp by following the simple steps below:

1. Open WhatsApp
2. Tap on Settings
3. Tap on Accounts
4. Tap on Two-Step Verification
5. Tap on Enable
6. Enter 6 PIN code
7. Add your Email (for recovery in case you forgot your PIN).

By so doing, no one can change your phone number unless they have your PIN.

Thanks.

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